Said While Cleaning Out the Dishwasher

The scene: Ella is helping Mommy clean out the dishwasher. Ella goes for the silverware caddy. Mommy says, “No Ella, Mommy must put up the knives. They can cut and hurt you.”

Ella replies in her best pouty voice, “But, Daddy lets me play with knives.”

For the record: No, I don’t let Ella play with knives.

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